To: All CCN Members and Staff
From: Ghaelen D'Lareh, Special Correspondent and GoH Meditation Guide

Re: Potential Crisis at Guild of Healers' Meditations

Convector Felium has resurfaced and is actively looking for Guido. He has formed a suspicious-sounding new organization and has threate.. er, offered to call all Voluntary Rooftop Volunteer Hosts and Hostesses together and attend the Guild of Healers' Meditation session on Laughter.

This is a potentially hazardous situation. All meditation sessions are meant to be serious and somber, so as to assist participants in finding peace and balance and to relax themselves through breathing. Guido's presence would create tension and possibly result in my loss of focus while guiding the meditation.

Please assist me in finding ways to convince Convector Felium that crashi... er, attending the meditation session on Laughter would be detrimental to his health and well being. If avoidance is impossible, I ask that all available personnel also attend with recording equipment in order to document any damage to persons or property that may result.

Thank you in advance for all your help.

Ghaelen

CC: Tyion, Veralun, Alty, Ruby, Lord Chaos, (and Mr Jules?)

From: Convector Felium, co-founder of Harmonic Hilarity, Inc.
To: CCN Staff
Subject: Crisis? What crisis?

So, there were Jane and I, talking about things. We were remembering the old days on the Rooftop, dancing, keeping our distance from the Lunch Bag of Doom. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but Jane came up with the name Harmonic Hilarity, Inc. I remembered Ghaelen's interest in a meditation on laughter and mentioned that to Jane, who also remembered. We thought it would be a hit!

All I did was offer the services of our new enterprise to the Healers... and suddenly I'm being accused (without a lawyer present) of attempting to crash the party! When have I ever been known to do such a thing?

Besides... It's Jane's fault. Ask her about it.

(signed)
Convector Felium